#1 SPANKS his IB (in a good way!)
You know as parents when you sit and wait for your kid’s results? You’ve been the dicks for the last 6 years pushing and forcing, shouting and swearing, coercing, encouraging, lateral thinking, reverse engineering. Everything you can as parents to make them focus and make them realise how important this shit is to the rest of their life. Well, I think as parents, as a family and as the #1 himself, an amazing result just occurred as #1 SPANKS his IB (in a good way!).
The pain was worth it, and he now gets that himself seeing his results. And boy is this 18-year-old mightily proud of himself, and absolutely so bloody rightly so. Well done #1. Proud parents, sister, brother, Nans and Grandfathers. You smashed it, buddy!!!
Let’s check this out through the media of photography. Well, it is SOTA after all.
Here comes; #1 SPANKS his IB (in a good way!)
We sat through about an hour of presentation and discussion. You could tell he was nervous. Even his armpits were shouting out in their own special way. And then the Diplomas were stacked and he was able to go to the front and get his folder. During the presso though, to rapturous applause, it was announced that 100% of the year had passed and would be getting a Diploma. PHEW, there’s one hurdle over!!!
Diploma in hand and nervous laughter to himself. Fingers crossed #1!!! No pressure, but the World is waiting, and us sitting here with you!!!
Fumbling worse than he does when trying to get his wallet out to pay for something, he opens the folder AND….. SURPRISE???
HOLY SHIT – he really has spanked it. Like the Eurovision Song Contest 6 and 7 everywhere – AMAZING. He only went and got 38 points, out of 45, when previously he was hovering around 27. He smashed it. Thanks to Miz & Yuko for support for additional Mandarin lessons, check that out. Amazing!!! Even a 5 for biology after much badgering from his teacher – READ the previous papers, and he did… AMAZE-BALLS!!!
Talk of the Devil. Now re-badged to BFF…
And next up is Strawberry Blonde. The benchmark has been set for the Gen-Z Kennett’s. I have #1 here, and I have Jimboy and Jhea in Bohol all SMASHING their exam results. Wifey and I are just so bloody proud of you all. Now massive pressure on Strawberry Blonde & Jude Jude. Ollie said Amy can look up to him. Yeah, mate at 2′ taller than her she has no choice!
Here is the year 6 in all their Glory. Congratulations to you all – now go on and do amazing things with the rest of your life. You have worked so hard to get to this point. Take a break. Just a SMALL one mind. Enjoy guys. You are incredible!!!
Where’s Eamon Andrews? It’s OK, we have our own red book. So proud of the Big One, #1. Well done mate. Be proud of yourself, because that Diploma is you knocking it from the park in your final year!
Absolutely bubbles are the order of the moment! Congrats #1. MANY congrats!!! Shame he has to go and work and serve food at Good Time tonight. I apologise on his behalf for incorrect orders…
#1 SPANKS his IB (in a good way!) – what an amazing way to end a week. An interesting week for me too as you’ll find out soon. 1st week of 2020 is rocking so far. #1 well-done mate. Believe me, in all corners of the World you’ll have family and friends wishing you well and praising you. Next Chapter starts. Get the NS shit on and in 2 years start living the life dream. Can’t wait to see the next Chapter #1. Much Love Dad, Mum, Amy and Jude, and of course I will speak for all around the world and say the same for them. Live the moment Son – ENJOY!!!
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